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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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♪ OHH... ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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{\an8}SPONGEBOB
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{\an8}SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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{\an8}[lilting ukulele music]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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[slurps]
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MAYBE I'LL...
PRACTICE MY CLARINET.
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AH-HE-HE-HEM.
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[playing jazzy tune]
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♪ ♪
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- KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE
SQUIDWARD'S PRACTICING
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HIS CLARINET OVER THERE,
DOESN'T IT, GARY?
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GARY?
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WELL, I CAN'T JUST STAND BY
AND LET HIM PRACTICE ALONE.
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THEN WHAT KIND OF A FRIEND
AND NEIGHBOR WOULD I BE?
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NOT THAT KIND THAT I...
[metal twangs]
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WOULD WANT.
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[porthole creaks]
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[strumming harmoniously]
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HI, NEIGHBOR!
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♪ ♪
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GRRR!
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[playing faster]
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♪ ♪
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[blaring high note]
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[growls and jabbers]
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- SHOULD WE TAKE IT
FROM THE TOP? - THE DAY I WILLINGLY PRACTICE
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MY MUSICAL ART
WITH YOU
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IS THE DAY I GROW HAIR
ON MY--
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[clapping]
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- [chuckles]
LIKE, BRAVO, MAN! BRAVO!
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AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?
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♪ I'M GLAD YOU ASKED ♪
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♪ I'LL MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR ♪
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♪ I'M THE GUY YOU MADE SMILE
FROM EAR TO EAR ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE A SWEET SOUND'S COMING
FROM THIS HERE DIRECTION ♪
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♪ THE ENTIRE OCEAN
SHOULD HEAR ♪
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♪ NOW WHAT I AM PROPOSING
TO YOU ♪
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♪ IS SOMETHING I FEEL
IT IS MY DUTY TO DO ♪
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♪ I'M NOT JUST AN ADMIRER
AND PASSER-BY ♪
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♪ I WANNA BE A CONCERT-PROMOTING
MANAGER GUY ♪
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- ♪ ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IS THIS A DREAM? ♪
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♪ COLONEL CARPER'S THE NAME ♪
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♪ I THINK WE'D MAKE
A GREAT TEAM ♪
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♪ YOU AND YOUR MUSICAL
COMPADRE UP THERE ♪
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♪ ARE THE NEXT BIG THING,
I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR ♪
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♪ SO...
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? ♪
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♪ IT'S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪
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♪ WE GO ON TOUR ♪
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♪ TOGETHER WE'LL SET SAIL ♪
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♪ ON A MAGICAL
MUSICAL JOURNEY ♪
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[crowd cheers]
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♪ WHERE YOU'LL PLAY
FOR AT LEAST A TRILLION ♪
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♪ AND THAT GUY
ON THAT GURNEY ♪
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[bell dings]
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- [fans scream]
- ♪ SCREAMING FANS ♪
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♪ WILL INSISTENTLY CLAP
THEIR HANDS FOR MORE ♪
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♪ AS YOU FLY
THROUGH THE AIR ♪
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♪ DOING YOUR FOURTH
ENCORE ♪
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♪ AND REMEMBER TO BRING
YOUR RAKE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE NEPTUNE ONLY KNOWS ♪
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♪ THE MONEY WE'LL MAKE ♪
[cha-ching]
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[bang]
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♪ DID SOMEONE SAY MONEY? ♪
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♪ I COULD SWEAR
THAT'S WHAT I HEARD ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT SUPER SENSITIVE
HEARING ♪
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♪ WHEN IT COMES
TO THAT WORD ♪
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♪ YES, HE SAID MONEY ♪
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♪ BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY
HE SAID ♪
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♪ FA-A-A-ANS ♪
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♪ AND NOT THE TYPE
THAT BLOWS AIR ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU'RE FEELING
TOO HOT ♪
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♪ THE TYPE THAT WANTS
YOUR AUTOGRAPH ♪
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♪ ON EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT ♪
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SIGNATURE, MR. TENTACLES?
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- ♪ AND I HEARD
THE WORD "TEAM" ♪
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♪ WHICH IS SPECIAL TO ME ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE THROUGH THE POWER
OF MUSIC ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY
WE WON'T GET ♪
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♪ TO BOND TOGETHER ♪
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♪ IN THIS SPECIAL DUET ♪
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both: ♪ SO... ♪
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♪ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? ♪
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♪ IT'S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪
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♪ WE WENT ON TOUR ♪
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
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IS THERE ANY WAY
I COULD DO THIS TOUR AS A SOLOIST?
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- HMM, LET ME THINK
ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND.
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NONE...
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[falsetto]
♪ WHATSOEVER ♪
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♪ THE TOUR MUST CONSIST--
AND I DO PERSIST ♪
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♪ OF THE TALL ONE
WITH HALITOSIS ♪
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♪ AND THE SQUARE ONE
WITH THE TALENTED WRIST ♪
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♪ A DREAM WRAPPED IN PAIN ♪
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♪ I DON'T KNOW
WHETHER TO SMILE OR POUT ♪
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♪ EXCUSE ME, COLONEL ♪
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♪ I'LL BE TAKING OVER
FROM HERE ON OUT ♪
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- ♪ BUT IT WAS I
WHO DISCOVERED ♪
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♪ THIS SOON-TO-BE-FAMOUS
PAIR ♪
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♪ AND I'M THE ONE
WHO KNOWS ♪
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♪ WHAT IT TAKES
TO GET THEM THERE ♪
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♪ YOU'LL NEED A TOUR BUS,
VENUES ♪
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♪ GOTTA BUILD A BUZZ ♪
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♪ YOU NEED EQUIPMENT
AND ROADIES TOO ♪
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♪ I'M THE EXPERT
OF ALL THINGS ♪
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♪ CONCERT-PROMOTIONALLY
SPEAKING ♪
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♪ YOU HAVE NO INKLING ♪
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♪ YOU HAVE NO CLUE ♪
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[whirring]
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- ♪ THANKS FOR ALL
THE GREAT TIPS ♪
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♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD BE
ON YOUR WAY ♪
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♪ GOOD-BYE ♪
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♪ GOOD LUCK
HAVE A NICE DAY ♪
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♪ SO... ♪
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♪ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? ♪
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♪ IT'S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪
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♪ WE WENT ON TOUR! ♪
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UP AND AT 'EM, BOYS.
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WE GOT A TOUR
TO PUT ON.
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[grunting]
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WHEW! CHANGING THE OIL
IN THE SCHOOL BUSMOBILE
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SURE IS A PAIN IN THE--
[engine rumbles]
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WHAT THE--
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STOP!
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THIEF!
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[tires screech]
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MORNING, SQUIDWARD.
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[grunts]
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TOUR BUS, SOUND EQUIPMENT--
CHECK.
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ALL I NEED NOW IS A...
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"ROADIE".
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{\an8}NOW, WHERE IN NEPTUNE'S NET
AM I EVER GONNA FIND A--
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[clatter]
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- SOMEBODY LEFT THIS THING
LAYING AROUND THE PARKING LOT.
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- ROADIE--CHECK.
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[heavy metal music playing]
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HERE WE ARE, BOYS--
OUR FIRST GIG.
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ALL THOSE PEOPLE
ARE LINED UP
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TO SEE YOU.
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- SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD
OF HOOEY.
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- ALL RIGHT, ROADIE.
START UNLOADING THE HOOEY.
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- UH, MR. KRABS,
WHERE DO I PUT THIS?
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- ANYWHERE'S FINE.
- THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS?
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- HEY, LOOK,
IT'S NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
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[crowd cheering
and shouting]
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HI, GUYS!
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WELL, WELL, WELL.
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IF IT ISN'T THAT GUY
WHO STOLE MY BAND.
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I HOPE YOU AREN'T HERE
TO STEAL THIS BAND TOO,
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BECAUSE THIS TIME AROUND,
I'LL BE READY FOR YA.
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- WELL, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING,
COLONEL CARPER.
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BUT RIGHT NOW, MY BAND AND I
ARE ON A WORLD TOUR,
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AND TONIGHT, WE'RE OPENING
FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH.
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[laughing]
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- [chuckles]
YEAH, WHA--
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UH, WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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YOU ARE!
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AND THE FACT THAT YOU THINK
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
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WHAT IT TAKES TO PUT ON
A MUSICAL TOUR.
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- WE HAVE A TOUR BUS,
SOUND EQUIPMENT,
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A ROADIE--
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YOU CALL THAT A TOUR BUS?
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YOU CALL THIS
SOUND EQUIPMENT?
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THAT'S NOT A ROADIE.
THESE ARE ROADIES.
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[screams]
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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I'LL LET YOU OPEN
FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH
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ON ONE CONDITION:
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MY ROADIES GET TO SABOTAGE
YOUR SOUND EQUIPMENT
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AND HAVE IT BLOW UP
DURING YOUR SOUND CHECK.
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- WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THAT GONNA COST ME?
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OH, THAT'LL BE FREE.
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DEAL.
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OKAY, MR. SQUIDWARD.
TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.
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[jazzy clarinet music]
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[boom]
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DOGGONE IT.
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[cackling]
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NOW YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY SOUND EQUIPMENT,
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UNLIKE ME, WHO HAS
THIS ENTIRE WALL OF SPEAKERS
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YOU SEE RIGHT BEHIND ME.
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[cackles]
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NOW YOUR WHOLE TOUR
IS RUINED!
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[laughing]
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SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T--
I CAN'T TAKE IT.
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IT'S TOO MUCH.
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[giggling]
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- IT SURE WAS NICE
OF THAT COLONEL CARPER GUY
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TO LET US BORROW HIS ENTIRE WALL
OF SOUND EQUIPMENT,
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WASN'T IT, MR. KRABS?
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- WELL, HERE WE ARE--
OUR NEXT GIG.
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- WE'RE PERFORMING
AT A SUPERMARKET?
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DRIVER, TURN THIS BUS AROUND.
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THE TOUR IS CANCELLED.
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HEAD STRAIGHT BACK
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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- SORRY, SQUIDWARD, BUT THAT
IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
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WHAT?
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- BECAUSE IT'S NOT THERE
ANYMORE.
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- THE KRUSTY KRAB'S
NOT THERE ANYMORE?
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WHERE'D IT GO?
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- I PAWNED IT
TO RAISE THE CASH
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FOR THE CONCERT TOUR.
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YOU DID WHAT?!
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- YEAH, HARD TO BELIEVE,
I KNOW.
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ME HEART ACHES WHEN I THINK
OF ME OLD GIRL,
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COLD AND LONELY,
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JUST SITTING IN THE FRONT WINDOW
OF THAT DIRTY PAWN SHOP,
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AT THE MERCY
OF ANY RANDOM JOE
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WHO JUST HAPPENS BY.
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[whistling happily]
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[gasps]
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HOPPIN' HAMBURGER STANDS!
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I GOTTA GO HOME
AND GET MY WALLET.
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- IT'S NOT EVEN
MY RESTAURANT,
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AND SOMEHOW I REGRET
THAT DECISION.
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- HEY, NOW,
QUIT YOUR WORRYING BACK THERE.
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WITH THE SUCCESS
WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE,
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WE'LL BE ABLE TO BUY
TEN KRUSTY KRABS.
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- A-ONE, AND A-TWO,
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AND A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
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[cheerful tune]
240
00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:14,125
[cash register ringing]
241
00:09:14,166 --> 00:09:17,667
♪ ♪
242
00:09:17,709 --> 00:09:19,125
[nuts rattling]
243
00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:22,667
♪ ♪
244
00:09:22,709 --> 00:09:24,417
[cans clanking]
245
00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:27,166
[carts clattering]
246
00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:35,041
♪ ♪
247
00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:36,750
[chips scraping rhythmically]
248
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,166
[chips crunching
rhythmically]
249
00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:47,959
[corn popping]
250
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,500
[bread making
accordion sounds]
251
00:09:51,542 --> 00:09:53,333
[pretzel whistling]
252
00:10:05,792 --> 00:10:08,834
[song ends,
pretzel whistling continues]
253
00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:15,750
- THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
254
00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:17,667
OH, COME ON!
NOTHING?
255
00:10:17,709 --> 00:10:20,000
WHAT A HAPPY CELEBRATION.
256
00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:22,333
I MOST CERTAINLY AGREE.
257
00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:24,208
WHY, THANK YOU,
258
00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,959
MR. SUPERMARKET MANAGER.
259
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,166
HERE YOU GO.
260
00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,542
- WHAT'S THIS?
OUR PAYCHECK?
261
00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:31,625
- NO, IT'S A BILL.
- WHAT?
262
00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:33,875
YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?
263
00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:36,125
WE'RE PERFORMING
AT A RETIREMENT HOME?
264
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,959
- OH, DON'T WORRY,
SQUIDWARD.
265
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000
THESE GEEZERS REALLY KNOW
HOW TO PARTY.
266
00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:42,875
- OH, YEAH, THEY'VE GOT
ONE FOOT IN THE RAVE.
267
00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:44,333
HA. HA, HA.
268
00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:45,458
REAPER JOKES.
269
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,417
[wheels squeaking]
270
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,291
TWO, THREE, FOUR, AN--
271
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:06,625
[squeaking continues]
272
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,166
TWO, THREE, FOUR.
273
00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:10,208
[cheerful tune]
274
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,375
TOO LOUD!
275
00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:15,041
YOU'RE PLAYING TOO LOUD!
276
00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:16,750
SORRY, SIR.
277
00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:19,083
- [quietly]
OKAY, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
278
00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:21,917
[soft cheerful tune]
279
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:24,417
- TOO LOUD!
STILL TOO LOUD!
280
00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:25,959
[very soft]
281
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,667
STILL TOO LOUD!
282
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:37,083
TOO LOUD!
283
00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:41,333
IT'S TOO LOUD!
284
00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:43,834
TOO LOUD!
285
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:46,917
- SUPERMARKET OPENINGS,
RETIREMENT HOMES...
286
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:49,834
WHAT'S NEXT,
A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?
287
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,834
[light carousel music]
288
00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:54,125
♪ ♪
289
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:57,166
[kids shouting and laughing]
290
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,291
THIS IS OUR WORST GIG YET.
291
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,834
CHILDREN'S PARTIES!
292
00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:04,625
WELL, IF THIS IS THE WAY
THIS TOUR IS BEING ORGANIZED,
293
00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:05,625
THEN I WOULD LIKE T--
294
00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:09,166
[poink]
YEEOOOOOW!
295
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:11,709
I AM NOT A DONKEY FISH!
296
00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:20,750
- MR. KRABS,
HOW MUCH FARTHER IS IT TO THE NEXT TOWN?
297
00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:23,417
- UH, NOT TOO MUCH FARTHER,
SQUIDWARD.
298
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:26,500
OH, IN FACT,
WE'RE JUST ENTERING IT NOW.
299
00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:28,250
[tires screech]
300
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,542
- WELL, IF THIS CONCERT
IS ANYWHERE NEAR AS TERRIBLE
301
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,667
AS THE OTHER ONES,
302
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,792
THEN IT'S GOING TO BE
MY LAST.
303
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:35,917
WHAT THE--
304
00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:37,917
ELECTRONICS OUTHOUSE?
305
00:12:37,959 --> 00:12:38,875
GOOD-BYE.
306
00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:44,250
- THIS AIN'T
OUR NEXT CONCERT.
307
00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:46,125
WELL, THEN, WHERE IS IT?
308
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,542
IT'S, UH, UH, UM...
309
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:53,542
[crowd chattering]
310
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:56,792
WELL, IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE,
OBVIOUSLY.
311
00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:59,792
[tires screech]
312
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:01,291
I'LL JUST LEAVE
THE THREE OF YOU RIGHT HERE
313
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:02,917
TO GET SET UP.
314
00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:05,166
I GOT SOME IMPORTANT
TOUR MANAGER BUSINESS
315
00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:06,208
TO ATTEND TO, YOU KNOW.
316
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,959
HOLD IT.
317
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,333
THIS BETTER NOT BE
ONE OF YOUR TRICKS, MR. KRABS.
318
00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:16,500
[tires screech]
319
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:19,000
[whistling cheerfully]
320
00:13:24,917 --> 00:13:26,333
[heavy metal music playing]
321
00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:27,917
HEY, LOOK, MAN.
322
00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:31,417
"NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH,
NEXT TURN."
323
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:34,583
- WHOA.
IT'S LIKE A SIGN FROM...
324
00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:37,542
A SIGN, MAN.
325
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,500
WOW.
326
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:44,250
WE HAVE REALLY MOVED DOWN
IN THE WORLD.
327
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,625
[cheers and applause]
328
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:48,083
[ukulele string tuning]
329
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:49,792
- ISN'T THIS THE MOST
EXCITING EXPERIENCE
330
00:13:49,834 --> 00:13:51,500
OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE,
SQUIDWARD?
331
00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:54,417
- YEAH, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D GET TO PERFORM
332
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,333
FOR SO MANY FANS.
333
00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:58,542
- OH? ARE THERE PEOPLE
SHOWING UP?
334
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:01,500
- ISN'T THAT
WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?
335
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,875
- [crowd chanting]
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
336
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:06,166
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
337
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:09,875
- AH, JUST SOAK THAT IN,
SQUIDDY, OLD BOY.
338
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,625
IT'S PRETTY INVIGORATING,
ISN'T IT?
339
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,208
WAIT A MINUTE.
340
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:16,500
WHY ARE THEY CHANTING,
"NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH"?
341
00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:18,583
- NO, CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM,
SQUIDWARD?
342
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,625
THEY'RE SAYING,
"SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB,
343
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:22,208
SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB!"
344
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,500
- [crowd chanting]
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
345
00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:24,709
- SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB.
346
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,375
[crowd stops chanting]
SQUID-WARD AND--
347
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,208
[reverb]
348
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,375
- THAT DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH.
349
00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:33,125
[all booing]
350
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,250
- WAIT, I KNOW
WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR.
351
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,250
[cheerful tune]
352
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,333
♪ ♪
353
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:41,583
WELL?
354
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:43,625
CHASE 'EM OFF STAGE!
355
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,875
- [crowd roars]
- UH-OH.
356
00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:47,792
[crowd growling
and shouting]
357
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:54,875
- [heavy metal music]
- ♪ OHHH ♪
358
00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:56,375
- 'SCUSE ME,
COULD ONE OF YOU
359
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:57,917
SHOW ME HOW TO USE
THIS MULTI-METER?
360
00:14:57,959 --> 00:15:00,166
UH, HE PROBABLY CAN.
361
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:05,250
THANKS.
362
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,291
MR. KRABS!
363
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:08,834
DO I KNOW YOU?
364
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,125
COLONEL CARPER!
365
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,375
- WERE WE IN THE NAVY
TOGETHER?
366
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:14,375
NO, WE WERE NOT.
367
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:15,917
- WHEW. THAT'S GOOD,
'CAUSE FOR A SECOND THERE,
368
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,125
I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE--
369
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,583
- YOUR SHENANIGANS,
SIR,
370
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,625
ARE AT AN END!
371
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,250
OH, YES!
372
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:26,667
AND YOU WILL BE RECEIVING
A FRIENDLY LITTLE PHONE CALL
373
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:28,041
FROM MY ATTORNEY,
374
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:31,834
BECAUSE I AM SUING YOU
FOR EVERY LAST DIME.
375
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,333
WAIT A MINUTE!
376
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,375
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING
377
00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:37,709
WITH YOUR OWN EQUIPMENT?
378
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:38,583
HEY, THANKS AGAIN, FELLAS.
379
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:39,875
HUH. NICE GUYS LIKE THEM
380
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:42,709
DON'T COME AROUND
MUCH THESE DAYS.
381
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:47,208
THEY EVEN REDECORATED
THE TOUR BUSMOBILE FOR US.
382
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,250
MR. KRABS!
383
00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:49,667
HOW'D THE SHOW GO, BOY?
384
00:15:49,709 --> 00:15:51,250
- OH, THE CROWD
WENT WILD, SIR.
385
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:53,625
- IN FACT,
THEY'RE STILL GOING WILD.
386
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,375
[crowd growling
and shouting]
387
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:58,125
QUICK, ON THE BUS!
388
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,667
[footsteps thunder]
389
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:03,166
- WELL, THAT WASN'T
A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.
390
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,166
OH, NO, WAIT.
IT WAS.
391
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:06,792
[sniffling]
392
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:09,333
NOW I'LL NEVER GET
ME OLD KRUSTY KRAB
393
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:10,667
OUT OF HOCK.
394
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:12,917
[sobbing]
395
00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:14,000
MR. KRABS!
396
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,208
[tires screeching]
397
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:18,583
[all screaming]
398
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:20,542
[crash]
399
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:26,375
GOOD NEWS, BOYS.
400
00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:30,500
WE ONLY SUSTAINED
A FLAT TIRE.
401
00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:31,667
PATRICK, GO GET
THE SPARE, LAD.
402
00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:33,500
UH...OH.
403
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:35,000
YEAH, I CAN'T.
404
00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:36,542
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU CAN'T?
405
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:37,750
- WELL, UH--
- NO, NO, WAIT.
406
00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:38,875
LET ME GUESS.
407
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:41,250
YOU ATE THE SPARE TIRE.
408
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,500
- WOW.
YOU'RE GOOD AT GUESSING.
409
00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:45,458
- PATRICK, WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST ASK ME?
410
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,625
YOU KNOW I ALWAYS BRING
SOME TINY SNACK-SIZE TIRES
411
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,083
FOR IN BETWEEN MEALS.
412
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:52,208
YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF HUNGRY
NOW, ACTUALLY.
413
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,917
MM. SQUIDWARD?
414
00:16:53,959 --> 00:16:55,417
[gulp]
THEY'RE FAT-FREE.
415
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:58,166
- MR. KRABS, I'D LIKE SOME MONEY
FOR CAB FARE.
416
00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,792
- BUT, MR. SQUIDWARD--
- BUT NOTHING.
417
00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:01,041
I'M GOING HOME.
418
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,875
NOW PUT SOME CASH
IN MY HAND SO I--
419
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:04,041
[wailing]
420
00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:06,959
BUT I DON'T HAVE
ANY MONEY LEFT!
421
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,875
NOT EVEN A NICKEL!
422
00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:11,041
IT'S ALL GONE!
423
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:14,000
THE KRUSTY KRAB IS GONE!
424
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,000
FORGET IT.
425
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:16,250
I'LL JUST WALK.
426
00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:17,166
- [sobbing]
- WAIT, SQUIDWARD.
427
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:18,417
SQUIDWARD!
428
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,000
YOU CAN'T GO. PLEASE.
429
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,166
DON'T YOU SEE?
430
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,000
THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS US
MORE THAN EVER.
431
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,250
- I COULD CARE LESS
WHAT THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS.
432
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:27,125
NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY.
433
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:29,458
OW. OW.
434
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,542
OWWWW!
435
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,542
OW.
436
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,166
SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU OKAY?
437
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,375
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.
438
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:38,166
AGH! OOF! DAAAAH!
439
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:43,625
- SQUIDWARD--
- DON'T.
440
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:51,333
[sad tune]
441
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,125
♪ SQUIDWARD ♪
442
00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,792
♪ YOU MUST LOOK INWARD ♪
443
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:58,542
♪ AND THEN I'M SURE
THAT YOU WILL SEE ♪
444
00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:02,542
♪ WHAT AN AWESOME BAND
WE STILL COULD BE ♪
445
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,709
♪ PLEASE, OH, PLEASE ♪
446
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,625
♪ DON'T QUIT ON US NOW ♪
447
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,542
♪ I CANNOT ALLOW THIS
TO BE OUR LAST BOW ♪
448
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,208
♪ NOW NOW NOW,
NO NO NO ♪
449
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,625
♪ NAY NAY NAY,
NA NA NA ♪
450
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,750
♪ NE-NE-NEVER GIVE UP ♪
451
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:16,041
♪ DON'T EVER GIVE UP ♪
452
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,709
♪ WE CAN'T LET MR. KRABS
GO BANKRUPT ♪
453
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,542
♪ WE MUST KEEP BUSY ♪
454
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:24,917
♪ NEVER GIVING U-UUUP ♪
455
00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:26,917
- ♪ HOW DID I NOT SEE
THIS PLAN ♪
456
00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:29,583
♪ WAS A FAILURE
FROM THE START? ♪
457
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:32,041
♪ BEING AROUND SPONGEBOB ♪
458
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,208
♪ IS BAD FOR MY HEART ♪
459
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:38,000
♪ AND THAT'S NOT EVEN
THE WORST PART ♪
460
00:18:38,041 --> 00:18:40,625
♪ SUPERMARKETS,
RETIREMENT HOMES ♪
461
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:43,125
♪ BIRTHDAY PARTIES FOR KIDS ♪
462
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:46,750
♪ MY CAREER IN MUSIC
REALLY FEELS ♪
463
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,375
♪ LIKE IT HAS HIT
THE SKIDS ♪
464
00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:50,542
♪ I GIVE UP ♪
465
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:51,625
♪ THERE IS NO POINT ♪
466
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:52,959
♪ I GIVE UP ♪
467
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,709
♪ MR. KRABS WILL HAVE TO GO
BANKRUPT ♪
468
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:56,542
♪ WHILE I'M BUSY ♪
469
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:59,542
♪ BITTERLY GIVING UP ♪
470
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,917
♪ DON'T YOU SEE? ♪
471
00:19:00,959 --> 00:19:03,333
♪ MR. KRABS
NEEDS US TERRIBLY ♪
472
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,125
♪ WE'VE GOT IT IN US
TO BE A HUGE SUCCESS ♪
473
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:11,166
♪ YOU AND I CAN'T SETTLE
FOR LESS ♪
474
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,500
♪ I ♪
475
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,417
♪ PROMISED MYSELF
NOT TO SHED THIS TEAR ♪
476
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,542
- ♪ IT'S GETTING
REALLY COLD OUT HERE ♪
477
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:20,083
♪ AND I'M 400 MILES
FROM HOME ♪
478
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,125
♪ IT WOULD APPEAR ♪
479
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:22,542
♪ AND MY FEET ARE HURTING ♪
480
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:24,125
♪ OH DEAR, I FEAR ♪
481
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:29,166
♪ THIS TENTACLEITIS
IS PRETTY SEVERE ♪
482
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:31,583
♪ WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH ♪
483
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,625
- ♪ I SHOULD PROBABLY
GIVE UP ♪
484
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:36,250
♪ ON THIS GIVING UP TODAY ♪
485
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,667
♪ THIS IS THE PART
WHERE I TURN AROUND AND PLAY ♪
486
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:42,959
- ♪ THIS IS THE PART
WHERE I STAND UP AND PLAY ♪
487
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,500
both:
♪ TAKE A DEEP BREATH ♪
488
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,458
♪ IN AN EMOTIONAL WAY ♪
489
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,792
[taking deep breaths]
490
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:49,375
♪ 'CAUSE WITH MY INSTRUMENT ♪
491
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:53,250
♪ IS HOW I SAY ♪
492
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:56,250
[inspiring tune]
493
00:19:56,291 --> 00:20:03,875
♪ ♪
494
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:17,583
[fireworks explode]
495
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:21,291
- WOW, THAT WAS ACTUALLY
KIND OF GOOD.
496
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:24,500
[crowd cheering]
497
00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:25,917
AMAZING!
498
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,417
FANTASTIC!
499
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,208
UNBELIEVABLE!
500
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,083
THEY'VE ACTUALLY GATHERED
A CROWD.
501
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,500
TO THINK ALL THESE PEOPLE
CAME OUT
502
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,458
TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT
503
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,959
TO SEE SQUIDWARD
AND SPONGEBOB.
504
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,959
- OR THEY CAME TO SEE
THE METEOR SHOWER
505
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,542
THAT PASSES
THROUGH THE AURORA BOREALIS,
506
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,083
GENERATING A STUNNING,
ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME LIGHT SHOW.
507
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,041
all: OOH.
508
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:51,875
AHH.
509
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:55,291
- THANK YOU.
COME AGAIN, PLEASE.
510
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,250
[cha-ching]
511
00:20:57,291 --> 00:20:59,500
[chuckles]
512
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,500
LOOK, HERE COMES MR. KRABS.
513
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,375
SQUIDWARD AND I JUST PERFORMED
FOR A CROWD
514
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,750
OF ADORING FANS.
515
00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:06,291
THAT'S NICE.
516
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:09,166
I JUST MADE MORE MONEY
THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.
517
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:10,792
[laughs]
518
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,083
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
THEY COULD HELP YOU FIGURE IT OUT.
519
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:14,125
WHO?
520
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:21,083
[sniffles]
521
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:21,792
[gulp]
522
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,917
WELL, WELL, WELL.
523
00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:31,792
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS
THE END OF THE LINE FOR YOU,
524
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:34,709
BOTH LITERALLY
AND FIGURATIVELY.
525
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,375
[laughs]
526
00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:38,875
- WHAT DO I OWE YOU
MONEY FOR? - WELL, LET'S SEE.
527
00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:40,917
HOW ABOUT DAMAGED
SOUND EQUIPMENT,
528
00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:44,166
LOST REVENUE,
AND JUST BECAUSE?
529
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:45,875
I DON'T OWE YOU A NICKEL.
530
00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:48,959
- NO, YOU OWE ME
A MILLION NICKELS.
531
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,250
ROADIES, IT'S COLLECTIN' TIME!
532
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,959
- COLLECTING TI--?
533
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,208
{\an8}[laughing maniacally]
534
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:56,458
YEAH!
535
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,375
[laughs]
536
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,792
OKAY, BOYS,
OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.
537
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,834
[sobbing]
538
00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:09,166
WELL, KRUSTY KRAB,
I GUESS...[sniffles]
539
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:11,542
THIS IS GOOD-BYE.
540
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:14,375
[groaning]
OH, WHY?
541
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:15,625
WHY?
542
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,375
DON'T CRY, MR. KRABS.
543
00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:18,625
HERE, YOU CAN HAVE THE MONEY
544
00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:21,333
FROM GARY'S COLLEGE FUND
IF IT'LL...
545
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:23,458
HELP.
546
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,959
[groaning]
547
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,041
[crash]
548
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:28,542
WELL, SPONGEBOB,
549
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,667
YOU READY TO GET BACK
TO DOING WHAT WE DO BEST?
550
00:22:30,709 --> 00:22:32,750
I'M READY!
551
00:22:32,792 --> 00:22:33,917
THAT'S ME BOY.
552
00:22:33,959 --> 00:22:35,834
HELLO, SIR.
553
00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:38,208
I'D LIKE TO PURCHASE
THE KRUSTY KRAB RESTAURANT
554
00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:39,709
YOU HAVE IN YOUR W-W--
555
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:40,917
WHERE IS IT?
556
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,166
OH, SORRY, SIR.
557
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:44,083
I JUST SOLD IT
A MINUTE AGO.
558
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,458
BUT WE DO HAVE THIS SLIGHTLY
USED TACO STAND FOR SALE.